Haunted Creepy Clown Johnpoo Malevolent? Evil? Wicked? 9”

Description

Meet Spirit Creepy Clown Johnpoo!
You are purchasing a tangible object.
This is vintage Plush cloth doll that measures 9”.
Rules state that I am to inform you that this listing is for entertainment purposes and I cannot guarantee that you will experience any paranormal activity.
Through clairvoyance, Ouji, and EVP, I’ve learned he was only 31 years old when he died from alcohol poisoning. This one isn’t scary…
He is one of a large collection of Haunted Clown dolls owned by a deceased Carnie (Butch) who lived his entire life in the circus. He was never a clown, but was obsessed with them. When he died, his Haunted clown collection was auctioned off at an estate sale I went to recently.
I’ve had them for several weeks now and I’ve had to put them in my outside storage. They are all active and play annoying and sometimes very scary and mean tricks.
If you are brave enough to adopt one, please be advised they can really scare the _______ out of you, your pets, and other adults. So far, they’ve not messed with my grandkids. They will cause objects to jump off the wall or shelves, they hide important things, they wake you up by tugging your hair, poking you , emit stinky smells, and they can bring horrifically weird dreams. I’m hoping that breaking them up might help them settle down?
If you adopt one, please do so AT YOUR OWN RISK!
I think the popularity of ‘Creepy’ clowns has brought out resentment. It feels like they’re trying to prove something!
Possibly they’ve been so scary and aggressive because I’ve always been afraid of clowns?
Again… BEWARE…they may not be fully evil, but they’re not fun or funny to me. Please take one or two off my hands!